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suzuharatoji:

please look at this picture of michelle obama and sportacus

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sh1re:

happy easter

sarcasmsaidit:

these college emails i’ve been getting have started to sound more and more serial killer-ish.

sarcasmsaidit:

these college emails i’ve been getting have started to sound more and more serial killer-ish.

nlghtvisions:

when you go to your friends house and they don’t have any snacksimage

slamdrank:

whAT THE FUCK

slamdrank:

whAT THE FUCK

lorddarkfetus:

d0nn0:

Finish this christmas song! Dashing through the

supermarket hurredly, i need to find syrup. i need all the syrup i can buy. enough to fill 4 bathtubs. im going to cover myself in syrup and slide around the ground to acheive maximum velocity. get ready world im coming your way fast

oate:

*shows up at ur door 10 years after we had an argument* aND ANOTHER THING

amandawhynes:

booche:

drunktrophywife:

booche:

drunktrophywife:

I love princess peach so much because daddy says I’m his princess and his little peach so when you put it together I’m his little princess peach ^^

yes baby you’re daddy’s little princess peach come sit in daddy’s lap i can be your bowser ;)

But I’m so scared of bowser daddy he’s a big meanie!!!!!!!

i know daddy bowser seems big and mean and scary but i promise you’ll love him once you get a taste ;)

what is going on.

amandawhynes:

booche:

drunktrophywife:

booche:

drunktrophywife:

I love princess peach so much because daddy says I’m his princess and his little peach so when you put it together I’m his little princess peach ^^

yes baby you’re daddy’s little princess peach come sit in daddy’s lap i can be your bowser ;)

But I’m so scared of bowser daddy he’s a big meanie!!!!!!!

i know daddy bowser seems big and mean and scary but i promise you’ll love him once you get a taste ;)

what is going on.

wellisnthatwizard:

this episode was so stressful

totalnerdatheart:

The new Star Wars movie looks fantastic. 

pr1nceshawn:

When it comes to cooking, not everyone is at the same skill level…